there's got to be a less slutty way to tell him the baby isn't his
Im drunk and they're making me play quiet game. Im scared. Baptists are here
Home remedy for the herp. Black tea. I need to strap teabags to my wang.
your cat followed me a mile away from your house. if it doesn't come back, i'm sorry, but I needed to get laid tonight.
Strip club for my birthday. And none of this discrimination shit. We're going to a guys one and girls one. Go get your singles.
He's hitting it raw. Might as well stick his dick in a vat of SARS at this point.
at one point, i told him to buy you a pumpkin spice latte and uggs because you're a common white girl and that's how he should get you in bed
The first thing we did this morning was see if we could see her barf in the prking lot from the roof. We could. It was in 5 spaces.
WAIT MOM THIS DOESNT NEED TO BE A FAMILY EVENT OK AARON DOESNT NEED TO BE AROUND FOR NIPPLEGATE 2014
He sent me a dick pic for every page I had to write for final papers (87) & brought me adderall. Tell me that isn't romance.
ugh i want to get waxed but I’m afraid. my vagina has had enough trauma this week, i don’t know if I can put her thru any more.
Well we found Mark's missing underwear. They're pinned up on Mike's trophy wall.
Listening to sad Lana Del Rey songs together is an integral part of the lesbian bonding process
Side piece definitely knows about my GF. Said it was sexy when I go commando, then left me pantsless in the club bathroom
Please tell me you haven’t left campus yet!!!! I forgot my Hitachi and will not survive Thanksgiving without a steady supply of orgasms
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