Where are you???
With some dude on the way to his house to blaze
You went back to a stranger's house????
He isn't a stranger...he used to be on kids, inc.
I love LA.
barbara walters just said penis...
sometimes i think i'm bisexual but then i realize the only girl i'm attracted to is myself.
Dude apparently i ran into the middle of a half marathon last night and some how won
after giving each other head, we had a really nice post-oral heart to heart. found out he lost his virginity in a threesome.
I poured myself a glass of chocolate chips at some point during the evening.
Every time I drink before 5 somebody's pet dies
Stop drinking before 5
Easier said than done
He spent $1100 at a strip club. If I had that kind of disposable income, I'd make a cocaine sandcastle.
Tonight just try not to threaten to pee on the hot guys buying us drinks....please..
Walking into the first day of college is like walking into a meat market. A meat market of sex.
You had two tasks: \n1) put on a condom \n2) text me so I don't walk in on you \nIt really isn't that hard
its one thing to be single and another thing to be single and then have your profile picture be of you and the cat
your picture is with misty too!!
I AM SINGLE BY CHOICE
So after taking my shirt off, he pulls my bra off like a hockey jersey. FUCKIN PRO. Guy knew what he wanted.
some people waaaaait a lifetime for a hookuppp like this some people seeeearch forever for that one special handjobbb
We're the worst. Two people without their shit together do not make a functional adult.
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