You know, I didn't realize this at the time, but it appears that I am being "heavily petted" by 3 grown men in that pic.
If these were biblical times then you'd be a Roman Senator.
he just said he'd buy the porn
its a step up from the last guy
i now know from two sources i am better at making out and giving head than she is. and not by a little either.
If Andre Agassi did Crystal Meth, what was John McEnroe doing?
I just made $100 from people paying me not to get naked at the party... I need those P90X dvds
you're my knight in shining pee-resistant armor
Im sorry for drunkenly throwing your phone into the ocean. At the time it seemed like a good way for you not to text him
I think the guy I was trying to dance with was an undercover cop...
I have a theory that years from now they will be with women who despise me because of what I trained their husbands to like.
i would compare it to sliding down a velcro-covered fireman's pole naked. no more bearded men for me.
All the drunken hookups over the last year are self destructing, at least something is keeping nursing school interesting
Let's be honest dude, you almost cried when I gave you a handy, you are not ready for a relationship, I knew this.
I used an explanation of Walking Marriages in the Mosuo Culture to successfully negotiate an open relationship. That Anthropology degree is finally starting to pay off.
just creeped your profile pictures and you should feel satisfied in knowing that you had great eyebrows even before people started drawing them on
it’s my vagina i can do what i want to
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