just won 30 on black! Ok adicteddd! Never coming back gqmbeqing is easy.
now my debit card is betting 1k whoops. im gongk eh be rich!!!
whoops didnt work. think the gambeli mashine is busters!! now im betting 2k?! bad idea?
just the thought makes me want to clean my vag with a clorox wipe
I walked into the bathroom and the toilet was on fire... I stood there for like a minute trying to decide whether I should put it out or get my camera.
I'm pretty sure I saw a man standing on a table with no shirt on getting sugar thrown at him while "pour some sugar on me" blaring while the cops were in the house.
now that we've slept with the entire soccer team i think its time to expand the horizon.
Her boyfriend was wrestling another girl. But, she said she was okay with it because she kept checking for boners--w the back of her hand like she was checking for a fever
HE THREATENED ME WITH A CACTUS. WHERE DID HE EVEN GET A CACTUS.
I believe nudity is frowned upon at that establishment
You're not stopping till I see you on the ground trying to hold on to shit
Right now he's sitting in the chair pointing to me to go away. He's trying to have quiet time with his penis.
He could stay over, if you'd just ask.
Yeah. What am I supposed to say? "Oh, my couch is occupied, but my vagina's not"
I'm pretty sure that's why we have such good sex because we are secretly trying to kill each other
Annoying and petty is the name of the game and I'm the MVP.
He was talking about his friends deceased ferret and I still managed to orgasm.
Now THAT is dedication!
So how often do you needs to see my tits today then?
Randomize
