You did that once after drunk driving from a photo shoot
That was very cool/italian of you
Which brings me to my next point, how come italians are so well adapted to drunk driving
Yes, I fucked her, no she wasn't that loose, yes she caused more drama than a 14 year old girl
he held my hand while i was giving him head. freud's gotta be turning over in his grave
I just saw a guy in the gym riding the bicycle while watching baseball and dipping.
When i look at that picture of him, i'm a little proud to be like yeah, his dick was in my mouth saturday no big deal.
Don't play hard to get, I've seen some of the girls you've slept with.
My 16 year old neighbor is throwing a rager cuz her parents are out of town and my brother and I are sitting on the porch listening to A) someone fuck on the trampoline B) a girl bawling about her parents finding out C) someone puking in what we think is the hot tub. And overall we take a shot everytime someone says "bra"
It was over as soon as he asked if he could name my vagina pancake.
we got her to the bathroom intime. all she could say was 'now my bladder is empty just like my soul'
Plus now I feel weird sleeping with you. It's like shooting a three legged deer. It's already at a disadvantage and couldn't get what it's full potential deserves.
Hypothetically speaking, when I get a sugar glider would it be frowned upon to bring it Ito classes with me in m pocket?
It's not my fault you decided to fall in love with a Frodo Baggins lookalike
I don't even think NICOLE made a fool of herself last night...
your aware she lit herself on fire, right?
Yesterday I febreezed my bed in between gentleman callers
true. but still. you know how big of a sucker i am for a penis and a pretty face.
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