windsor, ontario is like a poor man's amsterdam
no, it is just poor
3rd rule of buttsex she must be clean and shower recently
and skipped dinner
high in an attic. pig roast in 10.
i sound like a 75 year old homeless man that has spent all his panhandling money on cigarettes since he was 12. that rough.
Two word: claymation porn. Think about it.
I don't think I can ever express my appreciation for the things you text me.
I also love beards. The playoffs are like christmas for my vagina.
Yup he definitely fell asleep. I'm trying to bone an old man
ok NEVER tell the strippers its your birthday. i think i have to burn these clothes and take a bath in bleach
Yup, found the vomit in the side compartment. My bad.
I've sold more douches working here than one man should sell in a lifetime
Lo siento on account of my penis...
Why can't he just dump me? This is like a baby seal clubbing the hunter
I'm sorry my shit is everywhere... I accidentally got drunk while packing
It was like a baby arm holding another baby arm holding an apple grove. Fuckin huge!
Also, I'm not that drunk, but I'm thinking of pulling the blinds all the way up and casting some porn up onto the living room TV to establish dominance over our neighbors.
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