I figure if he loans me money i only owe him sex for the rest of the summer before i pay him back, right?
NO FUCKING WAY. PLEASE MAKE HER IMPLANT THAT POOR KID INTO A RESPONSIBLE UTERUS.
He thinks MY vagina is tight. That's saying something.
I have been running off of weed, alcohol, and Mexican food. What is Tallahassee.
I am trying to figure out how to tell this kid i have a boyfriend in a way that still allows me to smoke free weed
WHY are the edges of my bra charred???
You're going to have to buy me a lot of drinks before the bee suit goes on...
Dude she threw his clothes out n 8th floor window and her dog tried to bite his dick off. So the answer is yes it could be worse...
She needs sedatives and a leash
I consider any night I don't make out with someone a bad night. So I've been great.
I just found out my younger brother has me saved in his contacts as "Womb Primer" and I don't know what to do with this information
Well, I got fired yesterday. At least I already paid for my Adele tickets.
...and if you can get the necessary ingredients to make the Buffalo Chicken Melt, I will latch forever at your Teat of Justice.
either he just commented on my nose ring or he's offering me cocaine, I honestly can't tell
So is seeing the guy's penis that I'm talking to something you're into or nah?
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