He saw my tits then looked up and yelled thank you jesus as loud as he could
I only have two new blunt burns this year as opposed to freshman year's 6. This is growing up.
So i was told that i peed in the sink, had sex with a pillow and banged on a washer while singing idian chants
did we cross streams again? the only thing I remember is seeing a dick
Yes but that point is quickly negated bc u should never have to search more than one room to find your underwear.
His morals are debatable, but his heart or perhaps his penis is in the right place.
His penis is crooked. Right place? Maybe he starts there, but then he slants.
I just very easily got pretty high off of one bowl of shitty dirt weed. I'm a sad excuse for who I used to be.
She finally pulled over after almost hitting 4 cars and a semi and asked me if i was rwady i told her to let my penis to come back out
I made a wizard staff out of Keystone light... I am therefore the smoothest wizard in all of our university's history.
There should be an open time period where you show each other your goods and it's totally socially acceptable to bail.
I wholeheartedly concur
But it's ok cause then I turned my tequila blanket into a tequila comforter and I felt no pain
Naked and Afraid: Hangover edition
Worst case scenario- he paid me for sex with meatloaf. There are worse thing, right? I mean at least is was good meatloaf.
I'm really stressed out right now.
I think you're confusing "stressed" and "sober".
no, it was more of an i-don't-think-he-even-knows-what-a-clitoris-is, bad.
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