Question. A woman tells her guy she's on birth control. Stops taking it to have a kid to force the guy to be responsible and with her. What rights does that guy have
None he's f-d
I just bought the big bottle of Patron. It looks small. What have I done with my life?
Succeeded.
I just snorted a line of adderall through a rolled up business card for the Michigan Law Admissions Office.... Tell me I'm not motivated
Santa Claus winked at me two tables over at the Chinese place tonight I was almost afraid he knew "getting laid" was my Christmas wish
Who would have sex with her? She looks like she shops at baby gap
So I made him an imaginary sandwich and told him that the day I didn't have to fake it, neither would he.
she acted like she'd never seen someone do speed off of a desk with a rolled up receipt. and she calls herself a grad student.
fyi, she knows we call her the sperm bank. watch your back.
When She took off her bra.... A tube of lipgloss, her phone, I.D. And a wad of twenties fell out.... I'm officially no longer a butt man
I want the one making out with the dumpster. Is that bad?
Ran into him again last night, stole his glowstick and walked away. The glowstick mountain in my room keeps growing.
Woke up in a sombrero and a males speedo. Tequila makes normal peoples clothes fall off, however it makes me fall into a questionable identity crisis
Wife and kids came home early...naked passed out covered in chili cheese Fritos dad will haunt them forever.
Make sure you wash your hands. That seagull you threw was very sick.
so i might have slept on your bathroom floor last night...
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