M and I are hungry and we are making your pizza in the fridge. But you're having sex and we're not so we dont feel bad.
the truckdriver in the lane next to me just looked down and motorboated in my direction.
by the end of the night i am guaranteed to have less of a face than Seal....
We just took shots out of seashells. Welcome spring break 10.
Did we have sex last night or did we just wake up naked covered in oil?
not sure what to think.... picked her up and her dad says "if you take her home, you'll regret it"
Imagine if you could have something so delicious, like your taste buds went on LSD while eating a chocolate tiramisu. That's the opposite of what cum tastes like.
First booty call in Europe.. In Barcelona. With a German. In broad daylight.... Is that how they do it here?
I'll be really easy to find... I'm the naked one rolling around in cats.
THESE BITCHES NOT IN MY MAJOR BETTER NOT FILL UP MY SLAVIC FAIRYTALES CLASS
I also think about what hot dudes penises are gonna look like when theyre 80 and it's not pretty
She sleeps with her hand around my balls. First I thought it was just a comfort thing. Now I think it's to make sure I can't slip away in the middle of the night.
once he tried to wake me up from my hangover nap to have sex, that's when things went downhill. he had to go.
what food is Colorado known for?
Pot brownies.
Is it good porn? Or is it more of that fucked up Cabbage Patch Doll porn you made us watch
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