I feel violated. a guy just did an ultrasound on my balls. He made eye contact..
You threw a hot dog at his face...I wouldn't call you either.
I saw him on the jumbotron, its like god doesnt want me to forget his tiny penis
My last google search was 'bulk asian wives' I don't know either
honestly, i just want you to have sex with him too so that you can fully understand my appreciation of his dick as well.
Still had my bottle opener ring on. Started to give him a hand job. LOL
As shirtless as possible
It's basically the same plan, only step one gets revised to "look hot enough that he forgets I fucked his roommate"
He told me he loved me. I didn't know what to say so i just squirted the baby oil at him
Nope. I've found you care about two things in life: your momma and spreading your seed.
It took me three days, but I managed to nearly get arrested on my way out of LA. Made it to the airport. Crisis averted, though. The real crime is, my flight is delayed two hours.
You know you're doing college wrong when you have to bail your RA out of jail
So what other shows do you masturbate to? Or is it just friends
I'm going to get drunk, come back, call my grandma, and eat all those scrambled eggs.
you were shouting "me peeing on him is the closest he'll EVER get to my vagina!"
Randomize
