ive never been so in love with another man before, in a totally none sexual way... no homo
I'm youtube-ing children's choirs. Am I adorable? Or am I a child predator?
Predator. Straight up.
Kay wants to put chicklets in our cooters to make beavers and take pix captioned Got Wood? Taking public transit does scary things to her.
just watched her puke in her purse and put it back on the bar. then half hour later put her hand in her bag to get a pen to give me her number. I bet she is game for anything
Just washed my feet between classes in the bathroom...Four girls totally judged me...
My boyfriend cheated on me...what do I do?! :( JK IM BREAKIN UP WIT DAT
Dude a guy just showed up with alcohol and a bag of double cheese burgers. I think I found my future husband.
I mean, I'd wanted to go skinny dipping, hook up with him and have sex on a beach, so last night I basically killed 3 birds with one super slutty stone.
This guy just showed us his webbed feet to prove that his son was actually his son
he found you with your pants down, trying to straddle the urinal. no one should have to see their sister like that. ever.
Just drug him and when he wakes up be like "you just woke up from a coma, we've been married for the past five years." It'll be like the Vow but fucked up.
he's the second guy to suck on my nipple in front of my friends that i haven't made out with.
Dude we gotta go back to your cabin. left glenn. he's calling me crying and still drunk
About to wash down a xan with an iced pumpkin spiced latte from starbs and I feel like I've never lived up to my stereotype so much at one time
Please god tell me you aren't pregaming your date alone.
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