Yes. Hungover. All the boys are going wakeboarding. Boys only. I wish I was a gay guy so I could go wakeboarding but still suck dick.
new excercise plan: walk a mile get a bj then walk a mile home
Would it help you get over me if I told you that I had unprotected sex last night?
Bank of America: Available balance is $546.25 on 03/04/2011 for account 8428. Go online for details. TextSTOPtoStop/TextHELPforHelp
i loe djcudia fjxos rue.
I woke him up this morning and said I have a meeting w my advisor in an hour you need to wake up, cum on my face, and take me to my car.
I take your lack of response to mean that your hands are taped to 40 ounces of something.
just walked past the recycling bin in class, there's keystone cans in it. go cougs.
Are we doing anything tonight after class for Valentine's Day or just being lazy and having sex?
If you expect me to say anything other than 'lazy and sex' you're crazzzzy!
I left my pipe in my center console with a bowl packed when I took my car to the shop, and when I picked it up the weed had been smoked, but my oil change was only half price.
Real reason I can't work: it's Tuesday. I get stoned and watch buck Rodgers in Tuesday.
Jesus Christ you're perfect.
He told me he loved me. I didn't know what to say so i just squirted the baby oil at him
I CALLED IT A FRIENDSHIP. NOT A I WANT YOUR MAN PARTS IN MY LADY PARTS-SHIP.
Moral of the story: fuckboys never change
It's official. Post baseball sex is better than post hockey sex. I hope the Blue Jays win the world series.
You set a couch on fire in my brothers backyard?
Just the cushions
Randomize
