I don't know how to say this, but I think you're a fucking bitch and the sooner you die I'll be happier.
Sorry- wrong number! :)
I feel like if I were on Intervention, I would have to be a season finale.
I'd say this is worse than that time when I realized that my favorite bath toy growing up was my Mom's douche bottle.
I can hear the condescending tone from the atm when it asks if $3 is all I would like to deposit
Her thighs are so strong. I thought my head was gonna get crushed when I was eating her out
It's like his dick is pushing through his pants and driving him over here.
You drunk invited us to do an intervention for you.
I really thought you were going to tell me you were pregnant on facebook chat. FACEBOOK CHAT. I almost cried.
some people offered us free beer as long as we shotgunned it and after you shotgunned four without pausing they took their offer back
you really cant fit homeless dj into your budget? doubles as charity
You're getting spoiled, you better send me at least a side boob pic if you wanna see my dick dressed up as Davie Crockett.
I want to just live in between your butt cheeks.
I mean with a sentence like that I knew I would be cumming
Man I sound like a slutty Mormon
Man I gotta stop stashing shit when I'm high. I just spent 2 hours searching for my bag of pot and eventually found it in fucking a bandaid box.
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