I figure if he loans me money i only owe him sex for the rest of the summer before i pay him back, right?
Just caught my bro jerking off to a lane Bryant catalog
great sex! but now the fight over who sleeps on the wet spot starts.
He's like the fucking Houdini of bras. Not only did I not feel him take it off I didn't find it until two days later.
I had a new years resolution not to be a whore anymore, but I think I'm gonna wait till 2011
There was a canoe full of alcohol. It was literally a boat load of fun
i've officially fucked a sailor, a policeman and a biker. I've never noticed my Village People fetish until now...
I made out with Jen. We were naked. I'm still gay. Forever
I love flavors. My neighbour is owide smoking and so am I. I'm adio boooooored and I need an adult.
So were u tired or drunk when u wrote last night's text message?
pills.
She makes walking on a treadmill look like a porno. I wish I could send over shots as an ice breaker.
That's effing brilliant. We should start a business.
I'm smoking a bowl and pondering why we haven't discovered teleportation again.
Now I have the walk of shame to give the receptionist the bathroom key back, I've had it for 20 minutes. I should just smile and wink. She knows what went down.
She left her panties here. They looked SOOO much smaller last night.
If you magically turned into a tall white gay guy, ignore this message. If not, then I'm sure someone has your fb password.
so I think we need to change lawn care services...the guy woke me up by the pool while I was naked...told me he already picked up all the beer cans for us and gave me his number for the next time we party...
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