No, he grudge fucked my ex so I wouldn't be tempted to get back with her. He is either the worst or best friend ever.
I've crashed the car, it's a write off. The police are here and I'm dressesd as a crayon.
you really need to stop getting laid in my dreams more than i do.
I'd be careful with that one, she got 86'd from the family dollar while SOBER.
I just can't promise there won't be a reason to hit you in the face with a dildo again in the future.
Checked my photo vault today... My self nudie folder is passing the 150 mark.
The weird thing is that you don't send them to anyone. You just keep them for yourself...
I asked her why she was drunkenly masturbating to Iron Man and all she replied was "Robert Downey Jr". As far as excuses go, that seemed pretty legit.
Now we're discussing the sex we had and the later lack thereof. It's like marriage counseling via snapchat.
I refuse to plan drunken casual sex. Just think of the monster I'd create.
I'm starting to think my emotional health is declining because I was watching transformers today and legit almost started crying
what food is Colorado known for?
Pot brownies.
i want george washington to fuck me as hard as he can holy shit
I woke up naked and alone this morning. What a life
I have hit the ultimate fuck buddy status. We pulled over in a construction zone to have a quickie.
Oh and it’s been a year according to my snap chat memories since I banged your cousin in your sons truck pulled over on Elm St! 😂😂😂😬😳😇
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