I told u I don't really remember everything lol i pretty much remember not lasting as long as I norm and that I wore a condom, I hate condoms
i just watched a video of two girls fucking with a banana and i thought of you.
i hate you
I'm at a party with that guy you made out with on new years. He remembers your name!
A girl pulled up next to me at a stoplight just now, looked around for a second, and then changed her top, bra and all, before the light turned green. New. Hero.
honestly, i'm just crying in the kitchen naked and eating salsa
people came up our fire escape and one had a cut on his leg and he was beautiful so i told him i was an emt and bandaged it with princess bandaids
Who wrote "the chamber of secrets has been open, enemies of the heir beware" across my bathroom wall?
I believe in weed hangovers. To say the least.
I'm horny too so maybe we will both recap our regrets on Sunday
Sockward: that moment during sexytimes when you realize your socks are still on and you have no idea how to remove them in a non-awkward fashion.
I took did three shots of fireball and did and handstand. When I stood up some busty slut lead me my the hand down the hall into her dorm room.
But I'm sure your having and "a monumentally better time" repeating the 12th grade
I know this is a weird question but we both had pants on when my mom woke us up last night right?
I have the rest of my life to settle down this is totally time for friends and pizza
He has great taste in girls. I feel closer to my Eskimo sisters than my real sister...
I opened my bookbag to put my laptop in and I found two granola bars and a pregnancy test. I am clearly prepared for life
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