so i told him i still liked him. he laughed
well, your crazy. what did you expect?
Tonight's Real World episode reinforced the well-known fact that men of any caliber can hook up with girls named "Crystal"
Is a Chipotle burrito an acceptable "sorry I ran over your cat" gift?
Dude you can sell sperm for 100 to 250 bucks a time. And the best part is there will be kids all over the world that will have me as a daddy. It's like I'm jerking off my way into ruling the world
Just watched a guy pause a bluetooth convo to puke outside of esso. gotta love orangeville
I woke up with my left arm looking like it got mauled by a lion. Oo and she said someone broke her car window.
Just realized these events may be related.
I'm so proud of your ability to turn my Charlie horse last night into anal sex.
So I'm thinking next semester you should be my own personal maid, nurse, masseuse and chef in exchange for free lodging, any food you can find, and unlimited access to my reproductive organs.
I'm not judging you. Just know that you could be Queen of The World. Instead you're 5:28 p.m ponging. I hope you're at least winning
I posted her number in the m4m casual encounters area of Craigslist.
I guess her always saying "gay men love me!" will finally get put to the test.
Now I don't feel like I'm sweating cheeseburger all the time.
Operation terrify all men while simultaneously make them fall in love with me is going quite swimmingly so far
And speaking of good acting I may have a sex tape now
Very unfortunate to find out the kid who took your virginity has never seen Star Wars🙃
Because you put the dick in ridiculously amazing boyfriend. And you deserve to have nice things happen to your penis. That's why.
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