I was on top riding him and his friend walks in and watched for a minute before he realized what was going on
even after i explained my bobby knight costume the bartender still kicked me out for throwing the chair
so far i wrote 500 words for a paper on sean paul performing we be burnin..i can officially do anything on adderral
she "accidentally" hit me with her car, its almost as if she know im fucking her boyfriend.
I'm starting to have hip problems from having my legs spread too often.
I just got a flashback from Saturday night of you helping me wash my feet in the bar's bathroom.
I could hear them screwing through my bedroom wall again this morning, so I started beat boxing to the tempo.
If it's any consolation, I've been sitting in the hallway in assless chaps for the past thirty minutes
im tired of her bring homeless men home when shes drunk. THEY ARE NOT FUCKING PETS!!!!
just used my amazon order history to figure out my anniversary. I am the most epic/shittiest bf ever...
I asked for my Beats earbuds back and he sent me a pic of them tied around his penis. Now I miss both my great ear buds and his great dick
Found the cure to anxiety attacks.
An orgasm
My hot gay tattoo artist grew a beard and I'm not taking it well.
Unless your apology includes a 20 something with loose morals and a daddy complex, I'm am not interested
Nice classy night out before we roll our faces off
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