is it true that cum stays in you for 7 years?
that's gum
we do all of our sexting over chat on words with friends, so my boyfriend doesn't know about it when he looks at my texts.
they wouldn't let me take the pitcher of beer on the ferris wheel
Cops said there's a crazy dude with a mask in my neighborhood. Don't get stabbed.
If he was naked that was me.
I have a very hazy flashback of me making out with a guy in a seashell bra??! Can you confirm or deny
In other news, I apparently ate my retainers while rolling last night.
Oh if we have sex in public no one will frown upon it. They will stand and cheer for it
They said you bought the guy a shot and was talking about being Greek and then all of the sudden just puked all in their pitcher of beer and got kicked out of the bar.
The party invite said "this ain't no lame stoplight party, you come to hookup or you don't come" I feel like their honesty deserves out attendance
Not to mention having our pick at the ensuing sausagefest
A 74 year old man offered to let me sleep on his pull out couch last night.
I was so gone I thought the cops banging on my door were kids from the party trying to get into my room... needless to say, I started moaning louder so they would take the hint.
I need to stop getting high and watching documentaries. Wanna go to Japan with me and protest the mass genocide of dolphins?
How do you keep manipulating these men into helping you?
I'm a massage therapist with an oral fixation. It's not nearly as hard as you make it out to be.
Awk moment when I forgot to tell my hookup about visitor parking so he got towed
I wanted to make my beer stronger so I poured vodka in it. Why god....why
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