Is it bad that on the course evaluation it said "do you normally try harder than other students in class" and i circled "absolutely false"?
Don't worry, nothing happened....but we should have a fire extinguisher here.
I just wanna go home eat some pizza rolls, get warm and jerk off, and it's only 845. This shit was supposed to make me see unicorns. Not cry
She kept chasing him yelling thief, because he drank some of her drink. That was at 8, it got worse.
reaaaally cool. my cat ate my birth control.
I think our camping neighbours like us. We're the drunk girls trying to chop firewood with no pants on at 3 in the afternoon.
This from the guy I found eating salad out of a pot lid in his boxers on his porch last night.
I just sat there and watched paula deen's face melt for an hour.
You wouldn't be the first friend to shit himself in the last 7 days
Don't you judge us. Sockets make ideal bowls
sometimes, you gotta take him by the hands like tails took sonic, and fly him into the bedroom.
Bar selfie Saturday turned into bar nudie Saturday in a hurry. I need to delete my snapchat...
I've gotten 2 singers numbers, a 6'5 dude has promised to take me to Oktoberfest, and I spent the night w a pilot named Zeus who looks like caramel tastes. Also I sprained my thumb punching some guy I named 'hater'. I love Nashville
good news: smoking weed at school again, quality of life has improved drastically
I just watched an intern spill two trays of coffee inside a spinning door
Best exit from a building ever
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