i puked in the mini-firdge
we don't have a mini-fridge?
bought one. it ws too cheap to pass up. xcept now there's puke in it,,, but the freezer's fine so i feel pretty good about that
I'm not saying he's gay. Just that he prob knows what a dick tastes like
just found his boxers balled up inside my tights, hidden in my freezer. damn i love college.
I puked for half an hour, but I went and danced afterwards, and that made me feel better.
You are so irish.
Weird we were more concerned with sharing our germs than tag teaming the blow job?
His beard is glorious and he smells like barbecue. Introduce me to him.
so far we have 6 big wheels and 10 boxes of wine for the tour de franzia. team drunkslut is favored to win the yellow jersey.
Quick question, when did I develop feelings, and how can I make them go away?
That's two questions.
HELP THE ONLY THING THAT'S HELPING ME DISTINGUISH BETWEEN THE TWO OF THEM IS THE DIRECTION OF THEIR WINKY FACES OMFG
I promise not to pretend to be Jesus and take the wheel. But to my credit you shouldn't be saying that while I'm that drunk and we are in a car.
He corrected my spelling during sexting.
just had an allergic reaction to my dildo. My life is ruined.
I’m not washing my pussy with handsoap.
Why are there naked heterosexuals in my apartment?
I just put together something from IKEA so that’s mandatory oral for a week.
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