So how did finding that girl you know on GGW go?
I was so pissed when it just previews her all covered up. It would have been easier to just have sex with her
Yeah but then you would have a case of genitals gone wild
just had sex with a midget and didnt wrap it... were totally gonna have a tv show :)
Okay I'm all about any plan that ends with "We're gonna get you drunk."
You went from loaded cattleman, to football player, to better football player, to art major from Missouri. Your future was looking so good for a while.
Be careful there's warming lubricant on the floor. I will clean and explain later.
I bought everclear. Bring your party pants and some addies
You're not gonna punch me in the face again are you?
I got really high and googled the history of Amish people for like an hour.
she broke up with me the week she got divorced. maybe I should grab a beer with her ex
Is it a bad thing that I'm trimming my nose hairs in anticipation for the 8ball to be delivered?
I woke up with my panties in the cat food dish, and everything covered in honey and bruises.
He was so drunk and proud of his 6-month-gym-results he actually made me touch his whole naked body.
Hi. Tara tells me your sandwiches and stamina are substantial
She just. Cock slapped me. With string cheese.
You came in yelling "I'm el scorcho" and then axe can flamethrowered my dresser. Awesomeness aside, you owe me a new dresser.
Drunk on wine at my parents house watching "RugRats In Paris". Comeatmeadulthood.
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