I've decided through careful research we can out drink any country folk.
Teenaged girls are God's best work and the Devil's best tool. Remember that my friend.
I just walked by that girl who tried to commit suicide over me in high school. That was weird.
obviously my correlation between being a pro surfer and being extremely good in bed was 100% wrong.
Shrimp lo Mein doused in green apple Smirnoff is a rare delicacy only a few get to experience..guess I should consider myself lucky
theres chocolate ground into my couch, nerds candy all over the floor and cocaine on every surface. great memorial day weekend and yours?
He autographed my vag. This fuck just got authentic.
It's been 12 hours since I have heard from you and social media has given me no indication you are anything but dead, so that's what I'm going with.
I say this out of love and friendship. Eat ice cream not the d.
I puked in the back of my mom's new car because I had too much to drink at Chilis. I think I just hit rock bottom.
After he finished he laid there and told me how much work that just was. I looked at him and told him not to ruin a good thing by opening his mouth.
Yeah, but i got vodka and bacon out of it, so it's fine.
Am I the only one who finds it completely appropriate to pre-game our Brazilians?
whose shirt was i wearing?
his little sister's
what was she wearing
a feather boa and 6 inch heels
The police officer that arrested me Friday night just bought me a shot
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