Is it bad to mix sunny d with vodka if i dont have any real OJ?
I've mixd ketchup with vodka before and called it a bloody mary, so, no.
The Shake Weight not only toned my arms but significantly improved my hand job form and efficiency.
I still can't figure out why that's not in the commercial.
You told him you were auditioning guys for your new show: "So You Think You Can Fuck."
Best pick-up line ever!
You came back with four clearly unattractive women and wanted to throw a dance party in my room.
I mostly enjoyed dancing with him because his boner was scratching my bug bites.
I just spend twenty minutes scrubing the "Happy Birthday" off of my vagina. He's never gonna forget this.
we had break-up sex in a port-a-potty. how do you think it went?!
Just got my stitches out.. Now I can give a proper hand job
I found all these half eaten mandarin orange on the ground and the bruises on my neck are definetely not hickies
That rando I gave head to on the beach just endorsed me on LinkedIn for Oral Communication Skills. So there's that.
Oh, that was the alley that I ate a pine cone in.
I'm sorry your Amazon says buttplugs now
I think it's safe to assume that dad heard you lose your lesbian virginity last night
Never let me go online shopping while drunk. I now own 2 baby cribs. I have no children
I thought he was a lobster and that the moon was going to pull me through him.
I don't think I should try acid.
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