Alarm just got pulled in my exam
Swear it wasn't me
she said her black crocs were her 'dress up crocs'
Come, dress lightly, bring tequila...
Then you started asking people on the drunk bus if they knew the word "gumption". if they didn't you told them they weren't taking advantage of their high education opportunities and you were disappointed in them.
All I want is a camelback full of Jameson and the weather to be cool enough for me to wear rainbow spandex. Ugh. Pride problems.
i am willing to donate my body to this science experiment when it means free blowjobs
Miscalculate d the jungle juice, it's actually 10%. Can't taste the diff anyway but my stomcha is warm. Come play pongm.
Did you get any pics? And I can only imagine how inferior you must have felt knowing that somewhere in that room was a guy whose penis was the length of your forearm.
you're no funn. i shall go consult my friend vodka on this matter.
I told him I was going to sit on his face after I got out of the shower, he threw up the arm boners and yelled "STEVE HOLT!!" I might actually stop sleeping with other dudes.
Alas my dad DD'd me. Legit cock blocked to the highest degree
Now I'm having a post-sex brownie. Is this the life? I think it might be
his penis was like the majestic horn of a unicorn and I came like a million trumpeting rainbows.
I don't know if I'm more disturbed by the fact that you hooked up with a dude with one arm, or that "hook up with a dude with one arm" was on your bucket list.
Just come here quick. I'm home in 3min. It will take you literally less than 5 to walk. Then 2 to undress, 16 to fuck, 2 to dress again and 5 to walk back..!!
exactly 16 eh??
Randomize
