I think we need to take a brake
What upsets me the most about that is that you spelt it 'brake'
I'm literally partying with O.J. Simpson's son right now. I don't know what to make of this.
I don't drink during the week.... well, except for Bailey's Tuesdays, which I have to start implementing further.
the awesomeness of being snowed in wore off after we ran out of beer and we realized we really didnt want to be stuck with everyone.
we just got kicked out of the mexican restaurant. i have a full pitcher of margarita's hiding under my coat.
someone wrote on his wall: "congrats on your engagement"
I think you may want to look into that...
Just checked my phone. Sometime last night I googled sex positions in a tent. Was there even a tent there?
Remember how I haven't seen my step sister in like 7 years? Pretty sure I just made out with her...
You better fuck one or both of those bitches and bring me pictures that will make me uncomfortable
I can do at least one of those things.
I was blowing him while he was singing Happy Birthday to his girlfriend on the phone. I win.
You got into a heated argument about Frankenstein's intelligence while double fisting burritos from taco bell.
We call it "Dishes: Hard Mode". Basically whoever is doing dishes gets head but needs to finish the dishes before they cum.
And so far nothing been broken!
I think the only option is to smoke so much weed I just pass out for 3 days.
I'm slacking. We've been hooking up for months and I have yet to bang him while he's wearing the clown mask.
DON NOT, UNDER ANY CIRCUMSTANCES WATCH CLOWN PORN.
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