After watching Cinemax for a few months, real porn just grosses me out.
I thinking of taking all of the pics of his dick that he's sent me and making a calendar.
He was president of his frat and had a clap on disco ball in his room... or course I slept with him
My fake id got more birthday sex than I've had in my life.
my grandma just gave me a shoebox fulled to the top with tootsie rolls and condoms with a not that said "enjoy college, find a big cock" i'm not sure how I feel about this
Bro i pulled the fucking willy wonkas gold ticket of ratchets the other night this chick was a real treat god bless her
I nicked my vulva while shaving and I'm about to go on a date where I will be having sex. Which bandaid: My Little Pony or princesses?
Last night I had a sex dream about Trudeau, he hasn't even been prime minister for 24 hours
Learning to live poor pretty well. Cashed in all the coins in my car for nearly 60 bucks and yelled at a Pizza Hut manager, insisting I have a free pizza credit, until he just gave me a pizza.
He shit with the door open. I think that means we are in a realtionship.
Are we DOING anything for lunch...if sex is involved, let's just be straight forward and stop wasting the first half hour! We just need to get to the point
these past three weeks have been a real "fuck you" to my liver
yea so the plan to relive our college glory days was great and all but ending up in the er with alcohol poisoning was crossing the line
Do you remember vividly describing the shape and girth of my cock to that girl last night?
tonight's safe word is brought to you by the phrase "Ahhhhhh"
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