you definitely have a few illegitimate kids
probs. Not too worried about it though. MOst girls are too embarrassed that they let me into their pants that they'll never admit its mine
I'm convinced that Kathy Griffin and Andy Dick are the same person...
I KNOW you don't honestly think you can pay me back in lotto tickets.
I told her I was horny and she said to forget it because she has vagina drama.
WHAT IN THE HELL IS VAGINA DRAMA?!
I think I'm cybering, it's been a while and its more in depth than it was in 8Th grade.
it's not a party till someone uses the fire extinguisher.
I mean, there was frosting being put on a tunafish sandwich. Pretty sure she knew we were high.
We fucked in my basement while hiding from the cops.. And now his Facebook picture is him and others holding up there MIP's in front of my house.. I feel obligated to add him as a friend.
This hot topless Jamaican just ran down the st with me on his back and He was screaming "I be stealing yo white ladies."
I don't know if i should be jealous or worried... or question where you are.
Nobody has seen her in 3 days. Should we call the cops or hope this is just another drunk Carmen San Diego game she's playing?
I just really need to get the matching flask to go with my pill box. Is this another step towards rock bottom?
no im not bringing booze its easy, you just challenge a drunk guy to beer pong, he'll hand you two beers, you lose on purpose, and everyone makes fun of you. but we laugh in the end for bringing nothing to a byob
They turned motor-boating me into some kind of sick game
They need to leave so I can start drinking shamefully.
She is 6 months pregnant and gets more action at bars than I do.
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