ok now this is the second time he's reffered to recieving a blow job as 'getting his pee pee sucked'
i'd like someone to explain to me why my clothes are all sticky. including my fanny pack. yes, this is a mass text.
Did you know even strippers have to have GED's these days??
After I saw you grinding on that guy with your shirt completely unbuttoned, I figured it was time for pizza.
I've got to stop making out with the guys and sharing drinks with you. I'm the reason we all get sick at the same time. Sorry.
It's like you are the superhero of getting jizzed on
Who ate shrimp cocktail in my bathroom last night?
i think we should start 2012 by becoming clean and sober for awhile and buckle down
ppsyche im wasted where are you
St Patricks day needs to be raged like youve never raged before. Like youre in the desert and it starts raining beer. Like it's the day the announced the 21st amendment (which is the one that ended prohibition)
Muscle is literally tearing itself off of my shins. No I am not going on another bar crawl with you.
I'll pay?
Pick me up at 9.
downside - we got stuck at the intersection before the santa clause parade started and had to wait for it to end. upside - i got frontrow seats and a blow job to the santa clause parade.
I don't care if we're married you can't just walk into the bedroom with a pizza box expecting to get laid
I was standing in my mom's kitchen in only my neon green thong, eating pizza over the garbage can, and sobbing while he was yelling at me.
What's your opinion on eating ass? Just looking for a yes or no
We found him sitting in the back of the club crying into a strippers lap. She told us he missed his pet frog and to come back later.
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