This is your Morning Wood Report: I have it.
Apparently when you order 'bottomless fries' at red robin that doesnt mean you can go around to every table and eat all the fries you want off other peoples plates.
if hell is full of stilettos, fake tans, bleached hair, overused make-up, drawn out s's and blatent bitchiness, then i'm in hell right now.
Lol welcome to greek life
he urdandictionary'ed 'tease' on his phone and made me read through all the definitions. Am i really that bad?
You slept in the bed with him... with your top off.... and just made out with him....
I'm hard boiling eggs, drinking rum, and talking to my 8 year old brother about the 10's times tables. This is what thursday is all about.
I'll see ya tonight at your house...and I'm bringing you a special treat that starts with a V and ends with us eventually going to rehab one day.
its coolsest when we hear the beat in our water bottles. and the likghts are in his eyes now. oh holland
She just passive-aggressively stripped in the kitchen while humming the theme to Doug.
There's not an emojicons for I think I ripped my asshole and want to die.
They conduct scientific research memoirs about what sort of shit happened last night after I ate those cookies.
I need five more minutes of sobbing.. AND THEN I will get back to studying
I'm 99% sure I just flashed my dad with my vagina. So that's the new low now.
go for it girl, the world is ur dick oyster
Holy fuck, my entire boob is bruised! Lierally my boob is just one big bruise.
I called plan parenthood at 407 am... Guess I was thinking ahead
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