So how Liz Lemon is this? I bring a boy home, we get in bed, and I realize there's a lean pocket wrapper in the sheets.
I'm drive I can fine osifer
walking on gravel proved too much for her barefeet so she traded her bra for some guys sneakers.
There's a hobo dancing by himself. Is anyone going to ask how he got in the house?
what's with the bloody hand print on the hood of your car
you know it takes a lot for me to use utensils conservatively
A girl pulled up next to me at a stoplight just now, looked around for a second, and then changed her top, bra and all, before the light turned green. New. Hero.
There's a fried egg and an empty bottle of reddiwhip in the parking lot. Did you have fun last night?
You call it a hangover, I call it a baby squirrel burrowing its way out of my head.
Can I use your baby to go shoplifting?
I was on antibiotics for a bladder infection and couldn't drink and you told me there was no longer room in your life for me.
Let's ride this possibly pregnant train together
I just left a 3 minute voicemail to the guy I want to fuck baby talking my cats and I don't know if I can delete it 😐
I don't want to hook up with him sober. That's pretty much like saying I love you.
It's official, I'm not staying in tonight
What caused that decision?
You only live once
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