nosebleed girl is getting lots of praise
Had a 3 sum last night, and today food just taste better and the air seems so much fresher!
Hey, I didn't ask that stripper to put her unds in my mouth, it was just covered by the plus package fee I ordered.
I should not be in class today. For the professors sake.
A valentines day commercial would come on while I'm masturbating...
Please come quick there are people in suits here judging me
Well you should have thought of that before you were reckless with your butt
She's lucky her pussy is worth listening to her ramble about bedroom furniture for 30 minutes
Hey, it's all about finding the bright side. And boobs are definitely a bright side.
It was extremely weird and uncomfortable mid blow job she looks up and says " tell me Simon Cowell makes your dick hard"
I gave him a HANDJOB.
But then he finished from a handjob in under two minutes so who's really laughing?
Omg no hes gotta go down on me. Then itll be like my vagina has kissed the stanley cup.
Dad literally changed the channel from an episode of Big Bang Theory to another episode of Big Bang Theory. That's why I hate this show.
I just named someones junk. I should not be allowed to talk to people.
I got there and she was on her balcony drinking out of a bottle of vodka and smoking a cigar.
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