Cruel joke of nature. Hair on head runs from face, and hides on various parts of body. Aging sucks.
He is an equal opportunity slut.
i'm almost done photoshopping my face on his wife. it's a done deal
I left my toothbrush at her house. This is getting way too serious for me.
Either way, he made a blog for his cat.
She said "don't make this weird" and then proceeded to sniff me.
He tried to stick it in and I asked him what he wanted to name our child and he quit.
I'm sorry I can't get drinks with you. I have to make sure my dad doesn't go to jail.
Ya he's alive. Apparently he's been drinking Naty and listening to Unbreak My Heart on repeat all day.
Its completely acceptable to go naked under my graduation gown right?
Some ppl might frown upon it but theyre prudes
In the ER with Chelz, I may have broken her ankle during sex. Lovely.
I think he's an actor
That's not a good enough reason to wear guy-liner
I woke up naked with a Jason mask on and a fat lip. What happened last night?
Should I wish him a happy birthday?
Well he has been inside of you enough times that you probably should.
I don't want to be flamboyant (says the guy who bought a hot pink suit to be a flamingo for Halloween)--but I don't mind being a little extra.
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