the $50 fast cash from checking button should just be retitled "8th of weed"
your suggestions for charades were, getting sucked into an aircraft turbine, getting raped by a dolphin, and having sex with a vacuum cleaner. you got your own, and actually used a vacuum cleaner as a prop.
We were laughing at the passed out guy who had gone to sleep under the car in the McDonald's lot until we realized it was you.
did u get his digits?
yes his name is chazbangbangbang according to my phone...
you were on ground yelling about how close the floor was to your face.
You just kept insisting that you and the homeless man went way back, and that you bonded over how cold you both were.
I was high and he had on a gorilla suit. Of course I had to take a picture with him
Your a disgrace to smokers everywhere
Go for it! You're young. Have fun. Be somebody's expensive hobby like Anastasia Steele.
After a roaring rendition of Jay-Z's "99 Problems but a bitch ain't one" I ended up making her cry on her birthday.
Chicks, chicks everywhere, and not a drop to drink. Dude, when did real life lesbians get HOT?
It was like the icing on a beautiful fuck boy cake.
I did wake up to a random meat and cheese plate next to my bed, that was a thrill.
What are we just gonna be those girls that get fucked in your parents basement and not get taken to dinner? I don't wanna be those girls.
Attention, i sprayed windex on me to disguise the scent of sex and regret off my clothes from last night
Apparently i disappeared and no one found me until the morning , but i have fifty missed calls
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