what do you have against ST
DO NOT ABBREVIATE LIKE YOU AND STAR TREK ARE FRIENDS.
One can only hope that this night would end with my thumb in another humans rectum.
After work we went home to fool around. Turns out he had sawdust under his foreskin. I'm never going down on him again.
Quick, to the slutcave!
I overheard a kid saying to his mom at Walmart: "Mommy.. should we buy cups for daddy's spit?"
he aimed his bare ass at the sparkler, farted, and it really did work...i love 4th of july anal fire works
I can't begin to describe what I look like walking through the grocery store with this outfit and chocolate syrup.
I've never felt more disgusting in my life. And I'm including the time I snuggled that homeless woman in the puddle of my whiskey vomit.
So are we just not going to talk about the time I came home to you jerking it in the kitchen?
ill dress up as a sperm donor and you can go as the cup....
the fact that you beer bonged rum made me so proud, the fact that you threw up an entire footlong tuna melt after... not so much babe
I woke up with my my shoes on and pants half way off and missing 60 dollars. Please please please tell me you saw me last night.
Oh god, I forgot we had sex to Elton John
is it sad that a disney movie is making me horny?
My Mormon mother just found a butt-plug in our AirBnB closet.
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