Did you read the article making fun of the right wing extremists? How they organized this 'tea party', and to propagate it they would mail teabags to their senators? And it became a verb...they had posters saying 'teabag obama!' yeah...
A message to Mrs Obama perhaps?
I'm eating oreos and watching porn. This is your fault.
I wishh there was a lost and high section in walmart cause I would be there right now
maddie and i have invented a community puke bowl. explanation later
Nothing like throwing up 1/2 price appatizers and 2 4 1 personal pitcher in uniform to remind myself what a succesful failure I am
Tell your boyfriend I'm sorry for ruining his vein. I'm never drawing blood drunk again.
I was so drunk that I didn't realize he was staying at the Waldorf. I walk of shamed the Astoria, do you even know what this means?
You're really doing everyone a disservice by wearing pants all the time.
It's like I opened a door and behind it lay mythical creatures sprinklin fairy dust upon the land leading me to a pot of gold. And that gold is some delicious cock.
Don't bang him. The amount of Jack Johnson he listens to is embarrassing for even a white person.
I slept with an Israeli and a Palestinian in the same day. It feels wrong.
This is going to be the time I got green body paint on Chris' ceiling all over again...
Just assume that every drink in that house has alcohol in it.
I just ironed my gstring.. this is please fuck my brains out on a whole new level.
I'm glad you enjoyed the night but why were you calling me "daddy"?
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