she says her boyfriend and her dignity are both out of town tonight
I dont need to watch it. And stop comparing your life to Entourage.
And he showed us your test. You wrote what is this shit and scribbled on it? Nice 3%..
I'm looking at pot farms on google earth. Google should be proud I found a real purpose for it to serve.
I dont know why people are racist. Both the mexicans and the irish gave us holidays where everyone drinks on a wednesday.
We pinky-swore to never fuck each other again.
..She then engaged in what she called an "interpretive pole dance"
There's a certain level of slut that i can handle.... I think she just broke that scale
He's coming back with me for the week. It took me saying "I don't wanna drive myself home... I'm better as a passenger giving road head" for him to jump at it. Rack another one up for my magical openings.
Babe. You eat pussy like a god warrior sent from a galaxy far far away to destroy female genitalia with new realms of pleasure. That's how I know your not gay.
I'm at this kids house trying to figure out if I pissed in his kitchen new years eve. Lmao, stop letting me drink.
Hypothetical question. Say I was bleeding profusely, close to your house, and needed a place to go to clean up and perform minor surgery on myself. Like now.
He and I didn't so much date, as watch cartoons and go down on each other.
As you were leaving you yelled at the owners that the stairs weren't suitable for "intoxacapated" people and promptly fell down them.
So I WAS right.
and then the sword just ended up between my legs
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