are you so shy because you have an std?
i also saw a trio of peacocks walking along a sidewalk in hollywood today. i really hope im not tripping.
ron's 8" boning knife is for sale. oh and it comes with a flavor injector.
High?
hahahahaha turkey breast
There is now a Twilight themed dildo. What do YOU want for christmas??
She swallowed my jizz and then took a shot of jack daniels and said "chaser." This cant be real life.
I fed the cats at 7 am, made her eggs, gave her oral, and now I'm helping her clean and baking her brownies. Cosmos got nothing on me.
I just ate a bag of doritos while taking a shower. I can now officially do anything
I fell asleep on the bus and woke up in Italian Las Vegas. Europe was a successful continent for me.
No Robbie is the name of a kid or dog, not an adult man who's fucking you.
Code 10 We gotta leave. Now. I took a dump in the upstairs toilet and its clogged and overflowing, and believe me I don't want to have to explain myself to this frat on parents weekend.
By this time next year I expect us to have full time jobs that we can call out of so we can day drink on beautiful days like this. Oh, and grill.
I drank a girls breast milk at this wedding. Shit was next level
Yeah apparently i called the bartender a "fucking prison warden" after she took my keys and called me a cab
seriously i don't trust him. he fed me a hot dog out of a crock pot and gave me moonshine dashed jager bombs.
Is it wrong to want to use the Dark Web to buy Vyvance for legitimate purposes?
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