is it cool if i come over and use your computer?
what happened to yours?
i got a little to drunk last night and threw up on it...then i tried to wash it off under the sink.
dude. i was so high. i watched shrek in russian.
for halloween i should be pregnant. what is scarier than that?!
There is a bruise on my cock the size of a golfball. Bad sign.
I feel like hell. The amount of black beans I found in my hair tells me I hit rock bottom
Crying in the liquor store is not a good look
its ok, the prom king gave me his crown to puke in
You were drunk it couldn't have been that bad
I've never been drunk enough to enjoy getting a blister on my dick.
The candles are lit, the magic circle is drawn, now all we need to do is get naked and see how many orgasms we can manage.
ya I had reallllllly good sex last night too that will probably get me evicted
hahahaha classic. this is why you are going to a college with a hospital right next to it
sex on a trampoline, in the rain, on ecstasy, just thought you should know.
I just don't think it's that outlandish to ask that I don't get messages from my husband at 8:30pm on a Wednesday telling me he peed on our cat
its not much but to go through all that to ask for half a balls worth of money was so stressful
I think I fell in love last night
That guy had a face tattoo and was named Cheddar. Please tell me you’re kidding.
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