Grinding on my ninth grade teacher. Dreams really do come true
i'm not sure what happened. i know i woke up on the floor of his bathroom, then had morning sex with him. dont remember getting to his apt. dont remember much.
morning sex?... maybe not a total mistake then? he seems like a normal person, so rare at BU
oh no, he's far from normal. i know his high school girlfriend. she's CRAZY. and he definitely deals prescription drugs. also. he had sex with me even though i slept on his bathroom floor.
time to smoke my breakfast
bio was interesting today. swabbed my mouth to see what the cells where, ha. found a sperm cell. he was just that awesome
Your ass just called me, someone was yelling "awful waffle" and also, " I don't know who's hands are who's anymore"
you were sleeping on the floor, then you woke up and told me you were not comfy enough. You took the carpet in the bathroom put it in the bath and you slept there.
I just took a shot out of my supervisors unzipped jeans. Our staff parties are getting a little too personal
FULL ON LADY WOOD. YOU CAN SEE THE VEIN
I sat on the toilet and peed through my jeans, then I pissed the bed and blamed him...do you think well have a 2nd date?
You're more than welcome to join us! There's red velvet cake and apparently my pants are open for business I didn't consent to this
I just want to sing to him and rub baby oil on his head
You haven't demanded nudes today. You alright?
don't bring your nerd jargon into this conversation about my naked body
Well we can add this to the list of 'where the hell did that bruise come from?'
I just ate part of my sock, this has got to stop.
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