If i come over, it means nothing
all I remember was being half naked drinking water on my hands and knees from her dogs water bowl.
I discovered the grieving process is shock, denial, anger...and then something about drinking until you puke on yourself
i was more sad about losing him as neighbor on fishville than as a boyfriend
I JUST WANT SOMEBODY TO EXPLAIN HOW FORESKIN WORKS AND DO NOT UNDERSTAND WHY THIS IS A PROBLEM.
This is a mass text: my birthday is tomorrow, and I want a full day of birthday sex. Send me your availabities. Time slots begin at noon
So i know you wont get this until you land, but if i'm late its cause i was having sex. being blunt and hope that explains things.
There was no way out of it, seeing as I left my photo ID right next to the vomit.
There's nothing I can say to make me pepper spraying you any better
Today's hangover is a "wear sunglasses while pooping in the dark" kind of day
I found a phone book at the party and started calling everyone with my last name asking if they wanted to form a club. I'm meeting one for brunch tomorrow...
We can do this. We've been drunk at a gay bar, we will not be taken down by a Tuesday.
just really comprehended the fact that I'm getting high at the same place I used to play as a child. the nostalgia and thc is mixing together in one, intense wave. WHO HAVE I BECOME
The only rule I'm making for myself tonight is to not drink out of the sink at the bar.
Stopping for a booty call on the way to a lunch date... Bad form?
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