We dont have to go to dinner or anything gay like that. I just wanna do it.
I absolutely love you.
I'm watching ellen!
just because im gay does not mean you need to notify me every time you watch the ellen degeneres show
Once I saw his penis, I knew I made the right choice
I've been thinking about it and if we ever have a threesome it'll start off with us clothed solely in our matching fur vests
I shouldn't have to thank you for taking off your captain hat off before we had sex
Just realized I left my heels in their microwave. Whoops.
I told him I was engaged, had 911 on speed dial and made him wear his seatbelt, then dropped his drunk ass off at his motel...probably not the night he was expecting.
Ok well I'll be up all night studying if you need a wake up call or a place to put your penis.
Apparently you can talk a girl into leaving the bar and coming back to your tent, who knew?
You don't understand. He was so ginger that he could make red hair a dominant gene. And I refuse to torture my future spawn like that.
Cop came to our door looking for you. Something about sex in public and intoxication. I said you matched the description.
That's right. I did.
You are the saddest 25 year old gay man I've ever had the displeasure of knowing.
I have put on lipstick and signed up for class. Nothing more shall be expected of me today.
before i could order beers she was on stage 69ing with a stripper
if I dont text you back in 10min assume i am in fact still dizzy and injured myself in the shower. and call an ambulance. thanx.
Randomize
