If you're really into hairy Serbian chicks, Cleveland has a lot to offer(216): We're going to cougar night, the serbian chicks are the best aged.
Don't make out with my wife yet
I love how adderall is equivalent to money on a college campus. just got a ride home and paid the driver in adderall...yeeah buddy
Don't worry we didnt bang. Sometimes I just bring guys home so I don't order pizza.
I left puerto rico a week ago and my vagina still smells like coconut.
According to FB I fucked in a field 365 days ago.
I woke up with a piece of pizza duct taped too my hand and a paragraph written on my chest. Good night is say
He held back my hair as I puked, then kindly asked me to slightly move my head over and pissed right next to my face.
Guy just came in wearing only shorts, on his hand was written - my name is ... Call ... And tell them where i am, thanx - in permanent marker, ordered his favorite dish, and left w/out touching it. It's snowing outside.
Hey I was just wondering if you could go look for my teeth?
Would it kill us to punctuate. That last text took me 5 min to read
Remember how we use to say "this will be the year I'll get my shit together!" And like we stopped doing that because we know that isn't happening anytime soon.
Sorry 4 always trying to rope you into my sexual exploits
dude if looks could fuck you two would've been naked in front of everybody
I have mastered the art of having sex on monkey bars.
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