i don't have fun when you have fun. i have embarrassment, fear, and significantly less cash in my wallet.
Anyone who says sunshine brings happyness has never woken up with the worst hangover of their life to their window being open and it being a bright shinny day
Does getting a boner while watching the celtic women sing opera on ETV make me cultured?
I bought the tickets, he brought the weed. thanks to you, we had to roll a joint out of my bible paper.
I hate drunken dyslexia, i thought she said "someone to do" not "something to do" long story short i now have a restraining order.
Next time we're there I want drunk pics of us trying to ride the stone lions downtown. Don't even attempt to fight me on this.
Im tired as fuck but i cant leave him here like this i gave him the acid and i feel the responsibillity to put his mind back together its fun im an architect about to about to construct a whole new belief and moral system inside this soul. Talk about the best psychothearpy
When I ask you to make sure no ones coming while I'm changing.. The logical friend would keep watch. But you my, best friend come stand in front of me and flash everybody.
nothing says "functioning mature adult" like sneaking beer out of your mom's fridge in a lunchbox
Seeing your one night stand on campus never gets less awkward. Why is Subway the only good place to eat?
With a breakfast like weed and a fun size twix before a dentist appointment you can see exactly how I handle being an adult
That's a lot of people she's fucked in one picture.
It was really strange. I feel like I had sex with a synchronized swimmer.
so in addition to the two guys I slept with last night, and the third that I turned down this morning, a fourth has appeared. best Valentine's Day ever.
some guy had a sword and everyones crying..it turned bad..fast.
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