didnt we say no more talking to eachother
it will help you get over me i promise
im horny
ok i will unlock the door
come downstairs quick. our boyfriends are having a dance off in nothing but their underwear and shoes. and they have semis too.
I'd like to say he was whispering sweet nothings into my ear all night but really he was just whispering "pussyyy"
All he was doing was sitting in the car, staring. We asked him what was wrong and he just turned, smiled, and said "everything has its own pair of boots"
I think the world is coming to an end. Earthquakes, huricanes, floods, and now you say you LOVE him. Im building a shelter and going into hiding.
If you're in the liquor store 5 minutes before close, and you have to ask the cashier for a coin to flip to make a life decision because "vodka takes you to a bad place," you need to reevaluate your life.
After the Jell-o shots and about 6 shots of lighter fluid brand tequila, it got to the point where breathing was painful. All I could do was pray I didn't fall asleep in the front yard.
How the fuck you gonna play love don't cost a thing in a strip club?
The water at the venue tasted HORRIBLE so I just kept drinking booze. It was like the medievals.
This is the fourth day in a row I woke up with cheetos spread around me in a ritual pattern..this weed is unreal
It reeks of weed and poor life decisions in here
I'm way too hungover for life right now
He's my ex's boss. I'm not above sleeping with him for that fact alone.
Everclear isn't food dammit
We got high, had sex, and watched retro scooby doo shows. Best friends with benefits yet.
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