Ppl just aren't as funny as we are
He asked to "fluff my boner.."
Leaving terminator. dude in front of us leaving was wearing a baggy micael vick jersey, cargo shorts and brown crocs. God I hate people.
It was like a fairy tale, until he tried to put it in my ass...
writing the newer testament. It's the 3rd for the series. I'll update u the rule changes later.
are you sure you're not interested? he's the dunkin donuts employee of the month.
I fucked my boyfriend 15 minutes before my pap test. My gyno probably thinks I hate her.
at first i was worried but she assured me her frail vegan body would have no chance at conception.
I think it is impossible 2 take a person seriously when their last name is Pancake
sorry i was making out with matt didn't mean for it to sound like that. there was no tone
there should be a new saying, don't text and tongue
When he wears his hair down and sandals, he looks like Jesus. A Jesus I would fuck.
That's not what Jesus is for
You made a course evaluation for your vagina? Wow. You really are a professor now.
I swear to all that is holy, next time you get my mom high with your "special bake sale" I am going to put your dick in the blender.
A+ Viking dick
You're a disaster
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