she's walking around the room telling people she can make the room move with her mind and then she shakes her head really fast yelling 'see?!'
just realized i can abbreviate thomas paine as t pain in poli theory class notes....YES
I had forgotten what it was like to go to all four classes. It's exhausting.
the general consensus of people in the room is that i should have another bottle of wine.
"people in the room" being me.
Dubbing lion king over planet earth. That stoned.
i may have reached my "but im high so it's cool" quota for the month.
Just drove through Taco Johns wearing a drug rug and no pants. When I rolled down my window, the girl paused for a minute before saying "um... 4.07"
do you remember yelling at the waitress that you were a power bottom?
hungover and i feel like a burrito
like eating one or like you are one?
like i am one.
You cant carve pumpkins without vodka. It's a Halloween tradition.
The trick will be getting hammered before we get to the first bar
Challenge accepted
Still breathing?
Still breathing , but quite out of it. I think I hallucinated like 20 action sequences.
What.
Wall of shame with a backpack full of beer bottles, cowboy hat in hand, and a handlebar mustache. I was applauded by a passing car
This time last year I was crying in a church parking lot without shoes or a bra, so the years can only go up from here
Car sex in a public place. Boo ya.
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