I mean don't get me wrong, vaginas are terrifying, they look so sneaky with all their layers and secret compartments and trap doors
When he was fingering me, it felt/looked like he was digging around for pocket change.
as nice as a boyfriend sounds, a relationship would require morals and self-restraint - both fields in which i lack.
momma always taught us never to change for a boy..
After all you put him through, I think it was only right that you saluted the bartender when you left.
He gave me a pearl necklace on top of my Karma necklace I was wearing. I guess I deserve whats coming to me.
Next time I say "Watch this" Get me the fuck out of the bar.
Last night I was just holding this kitten up to my face for like ten minutes telling it that it couldn't be real
He sent a video of him jacking off....class will be awkward tomorrow
BTW car sex works all the muscle groups. Just sayin. Legs/butt are sore as are arms, back and core.
Fine line between drunken accidental sleepover with your best friend's lab partner and gay sexathon. I did a cartwheel over that line. A CARTWHEEL THAT LANDED IN HIS LAP
remember when I lost my virginity and said I could see myself becoming a sex addict?? Well I'm pretty sure that time has come
he just sent me a dick pic, it highly resembled a cheese stick
I just licked wine off my own thigh. I've hit a new low.
Sorry, was sleeping. I heard a rumor that I had a hangover, so I just went with it...
Getting a smaller wine glass hasn’t changed the amount I drink—it just means I get more steps each day. Cheers to health!
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