it was nice. we just kind of hung out. she didnt even mention the farting incident.
Just saw a girl that looks like Michelle Obama and Im strangely aroused by her. Does that make me a democrat?
i told him he had the best dick i've ever seen. then supposedly i kept repeating "peter piper picked the perfect penis"
this dieting is killing me...just started drooling watching a dog food commercial
He gave a passionate hug to every tree on the way to my car.
I told them I was gay and asked them to pass the pie. I ruined pumpkin pie for grandpa.
he grabbed my head and said "you are a horse. I am leading you to water" pushed it down and whispered "Drink."
Dude I've kinda accepted I may leave Nola with the clap.
Let's just say that the best way to get a girls attention is not to slap her on the ass from the window of a moving cab.
Was she always missing a tooth or am I just now noticing it?
I don't have time to shower before my passport photos...your cum is all over my hair...that's with me for 10 years now
Pants are for mortals
Oh man. I threw up in the first cab. Got kicked out. Roamed somewhere for awhile. Fell asleep in the back if the second cab. Woke up in my underwear on the living room floor with a frozen pizza (thawed) laying next to me
....even the bartender was embarrassed for her
He wants to play improv games now whenever he gets drunk. Sometimes I just do not have the energy for that kind of a thing
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