Fact: Godrick looks like David Archuleta
if I was a wizard from waverly place we wouldn't b having these problems
man i wonder what i would be like if i had never started smoking weed
i made sure i dropped the whole "im a yoga teacher" bomb which basically roofies a guys sense of judgement and guarantees he will sleep with me.
Umm. Any where really. Alcohol and boobs. Those are the requirements.
I had fun. Till he melissa etheridged my ass and came to my window.
Thanks for sticking it out with old horseface last night... I owe you one buddy.
So I think his penis grew over the weekend. Is that possible or does absence make the dick grow longer?
There's two big trays of water in our freezer. I just hope they freeze by Saturday. for the ice luge.
its Wednesday...
they're reeeeeally big trays
The worst part about living in a small town is partying with your pharmacist and then having to buy Plan B from him the next morning.
Look, you're talking to the wrong girl here. Tacos>dick always and forever
I don’t mind that he’s uncircumcised. It’s the fact that he talks about the Bible immediately after we have sex .
"Why is there a bottle of Tequila taped to the fan?"
College is really paying off. I am gonna be a great teacher. I just made a grading sheet for weed. This shit got an A.
I feel like 20 angels jizzed in my mouth. This cupcake is DELICIOUS!
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