Ok walking to car, 3 gay guys park get out of car, one on phone says 'I dont know but I was definately getting some curb rubbing'
The weather is perfect in Seattle right now. Warm enough for girls to not wear bras, but cold enough for me to see them nipping out in the shade.
so while we were having sex, he stuck it in my but, and when he finished he goes next time can we have anal. i don't know if that means im tight or my butt hole is loose, i choose to think the first one
we bought a duck. we're keeping him in our dorm room. don't ever try to tell me you've had a better freshman year than me.
I mean its cheating, but i figure i've made out wiht married chicks before so its like a nicotine patch, quitting by doing less and less each day
Doing laundry, just found a knob off your stove in my pants pocket. I don't know.
She's going to get me a sippy cup for christmas. If I can't open it, I can't have any more to drink. Seem reasonable?
So the guy who is making our IDs is in jail now for attempted murder, with no bail...
So no fakes?
If you've never been pounded by an Eastern European body builder, I would highly recommend it.
Jailed a totally belligerent hot guy. That was probably my most thorough pat down. Ever.
I think I caught your cold through my vagina. It was worth it.
I'm worried about how taking care of my mom's dog while being on acid will go.
WHY DID HE INTRODUCE ME TO HIS MOM? CAN'T HE JUST HIDE ME LIKE EVERYONE ELSE I'VE EVER DATED?@!
Eating pizza in the bath tub while watching a romantic comedy alone. I reached a new level of single.
There is a baby in my apartment. What the fuck happened last night?
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