Is it bad to mix sunny d with vodka if i dont have any real OJ?
I've mixd ketchup with vodka before and called it a bloody mary, so, no.
Jake was my 1st thought but I seriously thought u already did him... & then there's the getting the clap story... so I settled on Ben for my guess.
I have done Jake, not Ben. But this was fresh meat. And P.S. it was ghonnerea.
Ahh, yes. It's apparently too early in the morning to keep your partners and their std's straight.
ya i vaguely remember microwaving a whole package of bacon for 20 minutes or so and then eating it all around 4am
doooooooo herrrrrrrrr
I'm out of practice. be my yoda
put your penis in her you must.
Just turned elections for the sorority into a drinking game. Right on.
She is chewing on staples and spitting them at her cat, I think it's time to leave..
It wasn't until like 4 and when we got off the phone you said god was summoning you back into the bar
I had to convince someone last night that the fact that he couldn't get me off wasn't him it was me and to clarify I had to tell him there was only. One person that got me off every time without fail, he said "that guy is my hero" you should be proud
In the pictures there's a flower in my hair and also a lobster, I need those things explained
A little boy in a bathroom stall just shouted "mom where's your penis?? Is it inside you?"
Don't laugh, but I might need some advice on how to ride a crooked dick.
Not much, just taking another sorting hat quiz while waiting for this porno to finish buffering
Can you please stop having such an active social life? I'm tryna get fucked over here
When the vodka monkeys are playing a drum solo in my skull tomorrow, remind me I tried to sterilize my body from the inside with titos
I called plan parenthood at 407 am... Guess I was thinking ahead
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