Just saw two guys having a lawn mower race, and their girlfriends cheering them on. Get me out of Tehachapi,
Who were the five players on the alien team from space jam?
have you ever noticed that homeless people never have acne. suck it proactive
Oh and discovery of the day is it's the channel, not the time on your cable box. Thought it was 2:16 for 4 hours
Measuring your booze intake in glasses is like measuring Rosie O'Donnell's weight in ounces.
If your dick isn't up when i get home you're catching tonight.
his extensive knowledge of the age of consent laws kinda scares me....
Occasionally I curse my inner 15 year old when I'm fulfilling their dreams as a slut, but I roll with it.
I don't wanna be gay for a night.
I think it would be worth it for free alcohol.
Got promoted and on my way out the door was informed that my beard makes my face perfect for riding. Today is gonna be a good day.
I'm not even the least bit surprised that I whored myself out for tiramisu
you know what? fuck you, fuck your nana, and ESPECIALLY FUCK THE BLACKHAWKS.
ya I had reallllllly good sex last night too that will probably get me evicted
Have you ever been anal in a bush on the Vegas strip drunk?
Booze, boobs, blunts and batman. dude, I'm livin' the life.
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