dude i was like still drunk, taking pictures of her while she was naked and asleep and she woke up
haha what'd she say
i don't know man, something about us dating. but i never talked to her sober so i said i was making breakfast and snuck out of her house. close calls man WTF
can i drink enough to forget this semester even happened?
Just shaved my vagina. It's been so long I forgot what it looked like. You need to come over right now.
Since when does a beard not count as proof of age at the liquor store?
No flights in Europe due to the volcano erupting. God himself is telling me to spend 4.20 in Amsterdam.
I didn't think it was possible, but that girl next door is even louder when drunk.
We could supplement the Tour with Edward Andre-hands. Because 40s are for the 99%.
Is 'too horny to study' a good enough medical excuse to not take a final?
He stood up, threw the bag of bud between me and Tory, yelled "Fight" and then ran upstairs for the pizza
We ended not having sex. I didn't want to explain that I was wearing a Unitard because all my socks and underwear were dirty.
Found your counterpart from cali. Walked into the bar we were in with milk and a donut, ordered a beer and said anything his group wanted was on his tab....dangerous
i really need to shower, but i don't want to take off my bra and lose my cleavage. the struggle
I might attempt to pee into a cup while driving. I'll let you know how it goes.
Just FYI....you totally yelled out Royals while we were having sex last night lol.
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