Oral text is very safe with the right protection.
dude i just made a burrito by wrapping 2 packs of scooby snacks with a fruit roll up. im so high
I wish real life had facebook tags so i could figure out who all these people are
Getting pregnant off pre-cum is like getting high off erasers
We're upstairs smoking....the password is pineapple
I seriously just washed my dick in a public restroom. That's how dirty last night got
it's like heaven, but drunker
She peed in the limo. She stood up and pulled up her dress and peed on the floor of the limo.
I totally just potholed and almost crashed while trying to lick salsa off my boob.
But today feels so special with katie getting herpes and me cleaning my room. Good things are happening.
i did nothiing wrong other than not tell that kid his whole back was covered in puke
We let him drunkenly pack his own bags without checking them. Yet no one was surprised when the TSA girl pulled a 12 pack out of his carry on.
I hate waking up Sunday morning and thinks "how many friends did I lose last night".... Normally it's between 1-5.
You have 4 bottles of kahlua in ur drawers but no sox
Want to sleep. Also want to see Alex on MDMA doing really stupid shit. Choices...
Randomize
