i barfeds in our rink
just won the tropical speedo for $11. i didn't know they sold pussy magnets that cheap
Whenever he makes me dinner its always mini things.. cheeseburgers, corndogs.. is he preparing me for something?
Why does it say "go to Planned Parenthood tomorrow" on my dry-erase board?
We need to rekindle our bromance
We had a complete conversation while I was giving him head, at one point he even stopped me and said 'I love how we're just hanging out.'
Mental note: adding peach schnapps to a gin and tonic does not "water it down."
Well if my looks don't work with her I'll eat the 50 nuggets to impress her fat roommate.
Theres a picture of you standing next to a John Wayne cardboard cutout that says dont drink and drive. your buddy is shirtless holding a beer and youre holding your keys up with marker on your face.
All I can see in the pic you sent is white shorts...
Thas my pasnts in colleg! Tehy glow! AND SMELL LIKE BEER!
You text him a porn site address and said GOODBYE ... I think he got the hint
I was like a damn cattle dog, I separated all the sheep, I can wing man for anyone on this campus.
I'll just say I told you so at your funeral
Like I just wanted some midlife crisis fun, not drama as big as his dick.
He answered the door stark naked. When I called him on it he shrugged and said 'casual Friday ' Some boys can't be trusted to work from home.
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