Nope changed our mind. Decided your strange bacon like body odor wasn't what we want to smell tonight.
These guys are walking up and down the hallway yelling, "Yo, is this the floor with the unisex bathroom?"
If it makes you feel better, I doubt anything could survive in your uterus.
Apparently it's poor taste to ask for a break up blow job...in McDonald's. Also, that's not the best way to break the news either.
A small child is toddling around the store, holding a coloring book and a shot glass. Thinking of you.
I can coach you back to consumption. Think of it kinda like Rocky II.
Do you think you could handle being our babysitter if we roofied ourselves for fun??
Whoever put salsa in the kiddie pool.....your an ass. Fuck you.
btw im having a "its finally warm enough for a bbq in Toronto" party tonight. bring all the alcohol you have. and hamburger buns.
Like what did he say to his host family? The girl I causally sleep with on the weekends is coming over?! And they thought "well lets feed her dinner"
80% sure the drag queens carried her home
You spent the entire night trying to get me to make out with you
yeah I remember. your boyfriend shouldnt have cheered me on though.
rest in peace liver.
It was nice having you occupy space in my body that could be holding beer n chicken.
that's going in my livers obituary.
I don't get it. If he broke into Taco Bell at 2 am, then why couldn't he have brought me home a fucking taco???
you were so high you asked for half double stack and half crispy chicken sandwich "welded together" in the wendy's drive through
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