look, i may have sacrified a 20% assignment for a sprite. this is what hangovers do to me.
Ive had to apologize to every girl i know today because of you
This smoking ban is really fucking with my ability to fart in public
we turned dreidel into a drinking game. i kept landing on gimel. im glad we have 7 more nights of this
I think a used vibrator from amazon.com is a great valentines day gift foe my ex.
The best part is when you puked in your slurpree and the 7 eleven guy still made you pay for it
I'll see ya tonight at your house...and I'm bringing you a special treat that starts with a V and ends with us eventually going to rehab one day.
What are you doing? Because if it happens to be drinking, or even any activity that rhymes with "drinking", I'll be over in 5.
THIS CHICK IS LIKE SOME SORT OF HOOKER HOUDINI.
All i remember is you yelling at a stop sign and the rest is a blur
I really don't think there's anything more liberating than farting.in a loud bar where no one.can.hear you
So this is completely apropos of nothing, but I have a feeling that a friend of mine might be a good match for you. Can I set you two up on a date? Oh, and it seems that we live a block away from each other and aren't having sexy times. This is ridiculous. By the way, there's a chance that I might be a tad drunk. Still though, there's a very *good* chance that you and Mr. X would get along.
Do you rver get that feeling like their are poprocks filling ur boday?
no he just sat there holding the hammer and grinning insanely
Video on mandys page of you drinking upside down was finally put up...too bad all the comments were about me and him fighting in the background while he screamed "BLOW BIG BETSY!'
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