I didn't know that people actually queef. Is this a real thing?
I believe so, yes.
Would you be offended if I asked if it has happened to you?
i just noticed 4 flies in my red wine. i drank them.
I'm also annoyed at my horoscope for not warning me of my perils
he was fingering me, then looked down and said "i like your socks"
listening to the two girls in the next stall finish a 40 and laugh at this guy they both fucked. they're calling him 'tulip dick'.
I think my cats understand what porn is. And it's all my fault.
I want him to come over and snuggle with me but put a bag over his head. Is that rude?
It's not rude if you use a pillowcase that's softer.
BTW my friend remembers her as "the one with the pronounced chin"
Did u know it's unconstitutional to turn down a shot during 4th of July celebrations.. Rest now dear liver
Pedi-lyte stocked
You were so drunk you coat checked your shoe... Not even both of them. Just one shoe.
You have better ratings than Crest. Only 4/5 dentists recommend it. You have 8/9 recommendation for your blowjob skills.
It was a great idea to buy that cocaine while dressed as an elf. It snowed all night for me.
You went outside, peed in the front yard, and asked me to bring you some toilet paper.
If sex isn’t mentioned at least three times at the dinner table, I’m not interested...
I just wanna fuck your brother. Sorry if thats a crime.
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